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-4 C
16:19 Jan 31 2006
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So once again today I faced a pointless journey into the city. I was up early once again and this time on less sleep then the night before. Although this morning there were no car crashes to liven my day, just cold wind and lots of ice.



I got into town at about 09:35 and my class was supposed to be at 10:00. I waited around and by 10:30 the teacher still hadn’t shown up. Then another teacher came in and told us that the class we have in the afternoon is cancelled. So that means I got out of bed, came into the city and once again it was for nothing. I could have stayed in bed.



Several good things did come out of the day though. I missed the first bus home waiting for class and I had to wait around for another bus, so I went to Trinity college with another guy from my class and we sat in their canteen while he had a cup of tea. We weren’t supposed to be in there as we are students of DIT, not Trinity. But we went in anyway and sat down. While he drank his tea I grew bored so I walked over to the table where you make the tea and I got 2 little plastic stirrers to play with. I still have them by the way.



After this I went to the gallery of photography and was looking at the books they have on sale. I was tempted to buy a cheap one, they sell good hardback books, very heavy and for between €10 and €25 if they are on sale. I decided against it and went to a second hand bookstore called chapters and started looking at their selection. While I was downstairs I found two old sci-fi books. One is from 1977 and the other 1983.



I am including a scan of their covers as the artwork on these old sci-fi books is always worth a look. I will also leave the price stickers on to show the cheap cheap price I got them for.



I have read the first 2 chapters in Alien Embassy and so far it is really good, reminds me of William Burroughs work.

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Alien Embassy 1977



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Cageworld 1983

10:05 Jan 31 2006
Times Read: 1,152

Something that really bothers me is people who call themselves artists/photogrpahers and yet are terrible at both and just dont see it.

New Timetable i got today.
12:31 Jan 30 2006
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Monday:

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10:00 - 12:00: DTP (haven’t been told what this means yet)



13:30 - 16:30: Independent Study



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Tuesday:

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10:00 - 12:00: Digital Imaging





13:30 - 16:30: Photographic Practice.

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Wednesday:

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09:30 - 12:30: Photographic Practice.



13:30 - 16:30: History of Photography.

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Thursday:

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09:30 - 12:30: Critical Theory and Criticism.



13:30 - 16:30: Independent Study



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Friday:

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09:30 - 12:30: Independent Study



13:30 - 16:30: Independent Study





I got no sleep last night and i had to get an early bus to be in town for 09:30. I got there at 09:38. It is a 2 minute walk from my bus stop to the doors of the college when i get off in the morning. So at 09:40 i arrived, buzzed in, walked up the stairs. 09:41 saw 5 people from class standing there. Said hello. Waited 3 minutes. 09:44 i was handed a new timetable.

09:46 i was standing outside and had to kill time until 10:35 the time of my next bus. I killed time, got my bus, went to the bank, walked home.

12:00 i arrive home. So today i spent a total of 4 hours travelling just to go get a piece of paper that could easily have been emailed to me last night with a message telling me not to bother coming into town today.



On the plus side when i did get up today it was cold, last night it got to -7 C. Not that pansy ass F the yanks use. So it was nice and icey while i was going for the bus, almost fell and broke my neck crossing the road, and i was only walking. BUT!!!! on that very road i saw something that made me smile. A huge big stupid 4x4 car was driving along, you know the kind of "soccer mom" cars. Well it was driving along and all of a sudden it went mad and started to spin. The car behind it swerved and slammed into a tree. The entire tree shook at the impact and when i went over only a little bark had been knocked off. The car was in bits but the tree was fine.

23:56 Jan 28 2006
Times Read: 1,240

I am watching blade trinity.



I see myself getting angry and tuting a lot while watching this....why don’t i just turn it off?



I guess I’m just a glutton for punishment.





***Half way through***



Lost count of complaints.



Ok what the fuck, a blind research scientist that works on computers, How does she know she didn’t make a typo on the screen? Oh and how about this for a politically correct stamp, she is a single mother.



One thing that really bothers me is the lack of consistency. Look, are vampires super strong or are they not? you cant have a vamp display super strength then all of a sudden show them getting their asses kicked by a human, it just doesn’t work that way.

Can you tell he is an Irish dog?
21:43 Jan 28 2006
Times Read: 1,250






Earlier today my dog was chewing on a spud. My dad and brother were kicking around a ball in the kitchen, usually the dog goes ballistic and chases after the ball.



This time however he just sat there on his bed and watched. After a few minutes my dad took his spud away to try and get him interested in chasing the ball, trying to include him in the game.



Dad put his spud on the kitchen table and then went back to kicking the ball around.



Suddenly the dog jumped up and started running towards my dad just as he was about to get the ball.



Dad says' "Ah ha", thinking the dog had finally joined the game. But as i watched on the dog ran passed my dad and went straight to the kitchen table, got his potato and just went back to his cushion.

Sent to me by a special flan. She said it reminded her of me.
01:29 Jan 28 2006
Times Read: 1,305








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•Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.





• Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.





• Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.





• The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.





• If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.





• Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.





• Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies

the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.





• Chuck Norris' blood type is AK+. Ass-Kicking Positive. It is compatible only with heavy construction equipment, tanks, and fighter jets.





• Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.





• In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.





• There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.



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More interesting facts about Chuck can be found at http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com

Iran......IRAN!!!!!!
20:05 Jan 27 2006
Times Read: 1,320

On December 31st i ordered a DVD box set.



It contains 3 DVD's all featuring the blind swordsman - Zatoichi.



The delivery time is meant to be 3-5 working days + 2 or 3 for weekends or general postage problems.





The package, arrived, today.



The reason for its late arrival, it was mistakenly sent to IRAN!!!!





A few months ago i had a package sent to Sweden or Switzerland by mistake, i forget which exactly, but IRAN....Its probably radioactive now and bugged by the yanks.



Not only was it sent to Iran, but it was OPENED in Iran and then sent back to me. 2 of the 3 DVD’s have been opened already.





Maybe it was delivered by a Blind Zen-postmaster.

Food....i mean really...what is it but poop with some assembly required.
19:54 Jan 26 2006
Times Read: 1,351

I am not hungry enough to bother cooking dinner tonight. I may have to resort to frozen pizza stuff.

mizeryXguts
14:17 Jan 24 2006
Times Read: 1,401

Was bitching about me in his journal.



He objected to the new rules I have instated in my house. After i confronted him on this he said that the one rule he objected to was the rule that i made which stated:

"Every member of the house is to rate fellow house members with a 10".



I would like to point out i had no such rule. I don’t know where he got that idea from.



Secondly he said that most of my suspensions were un-just. When i asked for an example he gave me one of some poor fragile girl that i had suspended for no reason. I responded to this saying that she had made multiple accounts and had continuously being fighting on the forum.



After hearing this the brave mizeryXguts logged off without responding to my message.



mizeryXguts if you are going to play the victim to the big bad admin at least have something real to complain about next time. And at least have the courage to admit when you are wrong.

00:28 Jan 24 2006
Times Read: 1,426

It speaks a lot of the suggestibility of young minds that in the last week there have been several profiles and quotes and journal entries etc... all containing the word Deathdealer.

Can anyone tell me who or what this is?
20:30 Jan 23 2006
Times Read: 1,438










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• All three newswomen seen or mentioned in the film have the name of a month in spring: April, May, and June.



• Toward the end of the movie, one of the street punks says to the police chief "Check out East Warehouse on Lairdman Island." The creators of the Ninja Turtles were Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird.



• In the Foot Warehouse, the boxes in the foreground near the skate half-pipe read Mirage, which was one of the comic book companies that published the Ninja Turtle comic books.



• Leif Tilden, the performer inside the Donatello costume, also plays the Foot Messenger that meets April in the subway station. He says, "We've been looking for you, Miss O'Neill," then he slaps her.



• Josh Pais, who plays Raphael, also plays a passenger in the back of a taxicab who says, "What the heck was that?" right after Raphael hops on the cab's hood.



• Michelan Sisti, the performer inside the Michaelangelo costume, also plays the pizza delivery man who delivers the pizza to the Turtles' sewer at the beginning.



• David Foreman, the performer inside the Leonardo costume, also plays a gang member in the warehouse when Casey Jones defeats Tatsu.



• In the film, April is a reporter for Channel 3. She was a reporter for Channel 6 in the cartoon, and in her first appearance in the comics, she worked as a scientist's assistant.



• This was the highest-grossing independent film of all time, having made over $133 million in domestic box office.



• Corey Feldman was the voice of Donatello.

Nipple jokes, Role reversal and flashlights.
00:19 Jan 23 2006
Times Read: 1,468

I was watching Tv the other day and I had paused on Nickelodeon?? and i was watching a show called O' Grady. Its a new animation and i liked what i saw. However half way through the episode there was a boner joke and then there was a pointy nipple joke caused by cold. These days MTV will bleep out the word Nipple, who am i kidding, MTV will bleep out anything and yet a children’s channel is able to broadcast a subversive Nipple Joke. This just goes to show that they are not censoring correctly. I have no problem with the nipple joke on the channel, i just find it strange that simply by not mentioning the nipples in the joke they can broadcast it. I bet MTv would have cut it. I cant stand what MTv has become, it sickens me to watch it. I get so angry i almost throw things at the screen if i ever linger on the channel for more then 5 seconds at a time.





So now for the flashlight part of the title.



I was walking my dog last night in the woods near my house and it was after 10 so it was dark. And on my way back there was a man with a torch in the field. He was obviously looking for someone or a group of someone’s. So i made sure the dog made a lot of noise to make it obvious i was not trying to hide from the man.



The mans response to this noise was to turn off his torch and stand still. He didn’t know where i was as the sound would move through the trees. So i, deciding that his behaviour was slightly odd i walked to the edge of the woods and stood in the darkness watching him. He stood there facing in my direction but he couldn’t see me with the tree braches and brambles etc...



I stood there for a full 5 minutes looking straight at him and yet he didn’t see me. So after the 5 minutes he turned his light back on and turned around and walked off to the other side of the field, and i just went home.

00:55 Jan 21 2006
Times Read: 1,543














LOL!!!



Im going to have to pay for this.

The runners up.
15:49 Jan 20 2006
Times Read: 1,560


hey we r the gd killas we kill and destroy all gd's we heard u were haven problems with one on here is it true and we think its some one called baine is that true if so let me no ok cuz hes dead on site when we find him cuz 1. hes a gd 2. hes a juggao 3. hes a crimson tonuge so pleaze let me now ok thank u

Idiot of the week award goes to....
15:25 Jan 20 2006
Times Read: 1,579


well u think u can just kick my brother off like that well this is the master vampire of the crimson tongues i guess u really want to die cuz my brother was baine im the oldest i get along with gd and psycopathic family u will die by r hand and r hand only so fuck u and ur power over vr welcome to hell on earth ok cuz uve just signed ur death papers and ull soon be on ur back in the coffien weren the suit so hope ur happy ct 4 life

20:14 Jan 19 2006
Times Read: 1,603

Ever see Scanners, when that dude's head blew up?
15:12 Jan 19 2006
Times Read: 1,615




Trivia for

Scanners (1981)











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• William S. Burroughs' novel "Naked Lunch" contains a chapter concerning "Senders," a hostile organization of telepaths bent on world domination, a clear literary inspiration for this film.



• The crash scene in the record store prominently features a float hanging from the ceiling for the RSO (Robert Stigwood Organization) record label, who paid for this placement. By the time the film was released, RSO had gone out of business.



• The exploding head scene was accomplished by filling a latex head with dog food and rabbit livers, and shooting it from behind with a 12-gauge shotgun.



• Production stills exist of shots in the final duel between Cameron and Revok, where the top of Cameron's head explodes, sending sparks into the air. Apparently this climax was filmed but David Cronenberg chose to omit it from the final print.



• A very early treatment from 1974, entitled "Telepathy 2000" takes place in the future, begins with the protagonist (who is named Harley Quinn) telepathically raping a woman in a subway, and was set as a spy movie. In this version, a company called Cytodyne Amalgamate was breeding evil Scanners to take over the world and the U.S. Government was employing good Scanners to stop them.

my black soul bleeds bloody tears of emo blood soul juice
00:55 Jan 19 2006
Times Read: 1,638

Words that i see while looking at profiles that make my eyes glaze over:



• Emo



• Bi



• Wiccan



• Juggalo/Juggalete.

12:22 Jan 18 2006
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I can recommend this procedure to anyone with a small dog. He is so easy to train, he knows all kinds of tricks like, stay, heel, sit, wait. And i never have to walk him.

22:30 Jan 16 2006
Times Read: 1,679


With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion





The above is a quote from an american physicist, i forget his name at the moment.







I dis-like having to write essays. I do not mind creative writing, it is academic writing i do not like.

Privileges.
11:21 Jan 15 2006
Times Read: 1,696


11:14:24 Jan 15 2006 Person wrote:



Thanks for your response. Did you look at My updates? yes I dont care for many quizzes. I only posted ONE. Because I do rp on white wolf sometimes. How about a re rate ? I dont think My profile should have tons of personal info, thats what the journal is for. But I do think it deserves more then a 4 now :P



11:15:44 Jan 15 2006 Daire wrote:





Well you can think that but it wont change how I rate people. I rate a profile by how much work goes into it and at the moment i am sticking with my 4. A premium membership does not entitle you to high ratings, it just gives you more options to earn them.

Not that im calling you stupid but....
14:37 Jan 13 2006
Times Read: 1,721

Well the following is a scan of an envelope my brother received yesterday. And there were one or two things on it that just gave it that all american feel.

This is the envelope, the only things ive changed is to blank out some number codes and a line from our address, which by the way the yanks managed to get backwards.







In case you cant see the problems in this image im going to upload two close up views.



The first image just seems a little too much like a PC re-naming job.







I mean, operation Desert Storm, it sounds cool and they were storming the enemy in the desert it makes sense. But what does bush and his Politically Correct staff come up with for the latest movement?



Operation Iraqi Freedom. I MEAN COME ON. If you are going to have a war you have to face a few facts.



1. You are going in there to kill people



2. You cannot wage war and keep people happy at the same time.



3. You cannot give the military action a name that is so obviously PC it makes people like me want to puke.





Well I have saved the best image until last. Here it is folks, the address the letter was sent to:







Well I am going to take a “siesta” and leave you to ponder this, I have had a 24 head start on you and I still cant get it straight in my head. I think I need to eat something, maybe some freedom fries. And to drink, a glass of the finest French wine to pour on the ground…..or maybe just some freedom juice.

21:39 Jan 12 2006
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I had to go into town today, to leave back some lie-berry books. Well I was getting the bus and i noticed that the bus now costs €1.90.



I am so fucking sick of this government raising the costs of public transport, raising the cost of living and then telling everyone what a great place to live Ireland is. They never mention that Dublin is about the 10th most expensive place to live on the entire planet. And I’m not making that up, there was a study and it was somewhere in the top 10.



Well i managed to get into town without freaking out and i handed in my essay, then i had to walk to the other side of the city and leave in 2 lie-berry books. So i left those 2 books in and i came home with 4. 4 big heavy books about modernism and photography, oh joy.

Rant over....returning to standard opperating levels of grump





With the journals down the other day i went a wandering and i came upon......









An old entry in Caners journal.

I dont like Batman associated with...
16:14 Jan 10 2006
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13:24 Jan 09 2006
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I just saw saw. And having seen saw I can say that I enjoyed seeing saw so much I now seek to see saw II as if seeing saw II is as enjoyable as seeing saw then I must see saw II having seen saw.

02:11 Jan 09 2006
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I am sick to death of reading

what whiney little bi-teen-lesiban-emo-jugallete-wicans

have to say. And I’m not too fond of their male counterparts either.

13:21 Jan 06 2006
Times Read: 1,865

I have been going to bed every 2 or 3 days. And i have only gotten about 4 hours sleep. I can see someone being killed, by me, in the not to distant future.

12:19 Jan 03 2006
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Watch Daire Dance!

Vampbox.
18:08 Jan 02 2006
Times Read: 1,950

Sometimes a lot of fruity faggy things get written in there, makes me wonder about some of the people who participate on this site.



There is also a lot of *hugz* and *pounce* crap too.

02:49 Jan 01 2006
Times Read: 1,301

I gave my neighbours until 3am to stop playing their crappy music before i did something. It is now 02:48 and the music has stopped.

2006
00:03 Jan 01 2006
Times Read: 1,305

I dont see the big deal.